E! On The Q
82 Year Old Stripper
Moments before Miley Cyrus' alleged altercation something way more interesting was going on! An 82 Year old strip show . . .
The T&A nightmare went down Saturday night at the Beacher's Madhouse theater in Hollywood, where Miley was standing front row when the octogenarian a$$-shaker hit the stage ... gently, of course.
Take note in attendance Miley and . . . BIG BIRD?! Filthy Bird

Chris Brown with new ink!
CHRIS BROWN has a new tattoo of a woman's face on his neck, and many think it looks like RIHANNA. Others have speculated that it's a BATTERED WOMAN due to marks on the face.
Brown's rep says it was inspired by a half-skull design he happened to see . . . which was released by the MAC Cosmetics company in honor of Mexico's Day of the Dead festival.
Ummm is Chris Brown Mexican?!

9-11 vs. Kris Jenner's Boob Talk
Yesterday morning at 8:46 A.M., most networks broadcast live coverage of a moment of silence for the victims of the 9/11 attacks.
Leave it to NBC to screw it up! They decided to air a "Today" show interview with KRIS JENNER talking about her boob job instead.

A Fairy and Vampire Fairytales!
"True Blood" co-stars ANNA PAQUIN and STEPHEN MOYER are parents. Anna gave birth to their twins.
Their rep says, quote, "We can confirm that Anna Paquin and Stephen Moyer recently welcomed their twins into the world. The babies were born a few weeks early, but are in good health and both Mom and Dad are overjoyed."

PRINCE HARRY IN SERIOUS TROUBLE!
PRINCE HARRY was recently deployed back to Afghanistan. The Taliban knows this . . . and they're going to take advantage of it. CLICK ME for more info!





