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E on The Q With Scary Pancakes

Nicki Minaj is fueding...with pancakes...I can only hope homegirl was hitting the syrup a little too hard because she took to Twitter to tell IHop to sit the heck down and stop trying to sound cool...and the Tweet that led to her rage came from IHOP and it just said "I ain't got no type...pancakes are the only thing I like" hmm...maybe Nicki is just more of a french toast kinda girl.
 
Kathy Griffin quit Fashion Police.  So after only 7 episodes, Kathy released a statement that she was jumping ship yesterday.  Her reasoning was basically that she loves a good mean joke but does not want to use her humor for body shaming.  Now not shockingly, attention seeking Kelly Osbourne jumped all over this tweeting out how proud she is of Kathy but shockingly E! announced that Fashion Police will still start airing again on March 31st.  I do not see this show lasting much longer...
 
Frozen Two is official.  What Elsa could you ask for? Disney made the announcement yesterday that the sequel is in the works...which I am shocked it took this long because the last movie made like $1.27 Billion.  The only sad part is that there is no release date yet...so if you cannot wait to get your fill of Ana and Elsa...there is a new song out for the Pixar short 
 
2015 is the year of Britney Spears...because she is not only working it in her Vegas show but on a new album as well.  She told Billboard that slowly but surely she is working on a new album but we will probably just see some stellar singles first...on top of that...rumor has it she is in talks to be next year's Super Bowl Halftime performer...and not like NSYNC's special guest like she was last time but full on headliner.

E on The Q Where Dakota Johnson Wants MILLIONS!

Rob Kardashian said no to his mom...and will not be on the Biggest Loser.  According to my source it turns out that the reality show has been scouting him for sometime and that Kris Jenner was really pushing the show on him as a way to drop some pounds...but after weeks of listening to his mother, my source says he finally put his foot down and said he does not want to be publicly embarrassed anymore...which would also explain why we never see him out with Kim anymore...
 
Jamie Dornan and Dakota Johnson are seeking raises...so the two only got paid a little over $200,000 for their roles as Anastasia and Christian...which while crazy amazing money...is small compared to the fact that it has gone on to generate 100's of millions of dollars...and word on the street is that they are both holding out for Million dollar paydays to star in the sequel. Which as much nudity and "vintage" hairstyle that Dakota showed off...I say give it to her at least! 
 
Taylor Swift has a man in her life...and it is Calvin Harris.  So our girl Taylor not only went to his show over the weekend but has been hanging out with him.  According to my source...it is not dating yet...but more like "talking" but now that they are both stateside...this has the potential to be a blossoming romance.
 
Kanye West song leaked...and oh my gosh...there is no way that he ever wanted this song out...it is horrible.  It is called awesome and the whole thing is him rapping about how awesome he and Kim are...which, c'mon...that is totally debatable.  Watch the video above to catch some of the highlights 

 


E on The Q When Ariana Busts Her Face!

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Ariana Grande fell on her face...so first things first...she is okay...so it is okay to laugh at her...she was in concert in Toronto last night and her ridiculous heeled thigh high boots got the best of her and she took a stumble...shockingly...she never stopped singing...wink wink...

Channing Tatum has a big...movie announcement.  Get your mind out of the gutter...the sexy man himself will be starring in an all male cast revamp of Ghostbusters after the female one is released.  It is still in the very early stages...I am already voting though that we change it to "who you gonna call? Channing Tatum!"  
 
Kim Kardashian is giving Baby North West unrealistic expectations out of life...because her child sleeps in pearls.  while most people keep their jewelry worth a couple mortgage payments in a jewelry box...that does not happen in the Kardashian home...they let their toddler play and sleep in it...and I am guessing she also sleeps on a mattress stuffed with money.
 
We have two Bachelorettes...so after one of their highest rated seasons in Bachelor history...the show was promoting a huge twist all week and last night we found out that Katelyn and Britt are both the next Bachelorette...once in the house with the 25 eligible men, the guys will decide which woman they most want to compete for...which sucks for Katelyn...cuz dudes can be shallow will almost certainly go with Britt.

The Bachelor Blog: FINALE Edition

First things first...there was not enough Girl Scout Cookies and beer in the world to get me through this episode...I have no idea what I will do at 7pm next Monday...maybe just stare at the wall or something.

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So it started off with Chris bringing our girl Whitney home to meet his family and boy did she lay it on thick.  She showed up in plaid as if to say..."Hey Pick me!  I can milk a cow too"...and then she could straight up be a politician or interview for any job.  She got up on her perky soapbox and made a declaration of love for Chris to his family...because you know...true love happens after you know a man for a few weeks while he is making out with multiple women.  Then Whit opened the flood gates and started crying.  

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 The best part of the date were Chris's sister.  They looked like they shared a box of dye with Whitney...and like they had read every single page of 50 Shades of Grey...that and what appeared to be a dead dog hiding in the couch.

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it's too bad one of them couldn't marry Chris...he only really ever seems to laugh when talking to them.  Everyone also thought that Whitney should ease up on how thick she was laying it on...even his neice

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The only thing I really have to say about her date is that Whitney is too thirsty for this...and seems to get off a little bit too much on the fact that they made a baby together in a fertility center..which btw...what kid wants to say they were made on a hometown date?!?  If Chris didn't choose her...I'm pretty sure she would have gotten a sample from him and started on a baby...because her desperation kinda painted her crazy...

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Then there was Becca.  She has recieved a lot of hate this season because she won't say that she loves Chris and she is honest that she will not immediately move to be with him...because that is crazy talk...who doesn't get married to a man after only dating on camera while filming a competition. 

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Chris's family was not a big fan of Becca...because after women just throwing themselves at him all season they did not like Becca's approach...but lets be honest, she made it to the end because she was like that to Chris.  She is literally the only person that he had to chase all season long.  Mad props girl...

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Chris went on his last date with Becca...and yet again she said that she does not know what she wants.  She knows that she likes him but she is not willing to just give him the answers he wants.  She wants to move slow...which kinda makes me wonder why she ever did the show.  At the same time...Chris is still sticking around...but I'm pretty sure his reason is something that rhymes with Dat Gas...

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And in the realest answer of the season...she said she can't just move to Arlington and have no career, no hobby, no nothing else other than Chris.  She can't do that to herself. 

 

So after that deep moment...Chris plowed Whitney's field on her date

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Honestly...he and Whitney's date was boring.  Whitney talked a lot and Chris constantly looked like he was trying to figure out what purple smells like...it's like he thinking really hard...but we aren't sure about what...and that's all I have to say about that

 

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Oh did I mention that their date drug on for about a million more minutes...can we bring the trashy girls back?  This show really blows without Katelyn...I felt like I was watching the grass grow...or cows be ready to be milked...oh wait...

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After a lot of time killing to try to get some extra ratings...Chris finally sent Becca home.  He basically gave her the whole...it's not you, it's me thing.  He even said you are going to make some man so happy one day...but it is just not going to be me.

Then Becca got in a limo and was all "Peace out!" to the cows.  Because lets be honest...Becca is a lot of things...a Carrie Underwood lookalike, a pure lady but she is definitely not a farmer.  So all in all...Becca is the real winner this season.  She doesn't have to pretend to want to be a farmer's wife.  Live your life Becca!

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Then Chris officially chose Whitney...and got down on one knee and proposed to Whitney...and all of America threw up.  Thanks for getting me on track to start losing weight for bikini season..and congrats.  May you raise many calves together...Then Chris tried to call and tell someone...but he couldn't...because...you know...no cellphone service out on the farm.

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Oh...and then somewhere Britt was all like 

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E on The Q Where Liz Dances w/ Ryan Gosling!

Ryan Gosling has always been too cool for school...even when he was only 12 dancing to MC Hammer...video has emerged of him getting his dance on like a straight P-I-M-P...while the rest of us had pimples and angst this kid was working it...seriously...Ryan has always been perfect...
 
And John Stamos is no longer famous.  Gah...my heart is breaking because Uncle Jessie himself visited the house from Full House over the weekend...and those dang whippersnappers had no idea who was standing next to them taking a picture.  Maybe they would have recognized him with a mullet...have mercy.
 
And Tom Hanks is drunk...he must be because he made a massive career misstep...he stars in Carly Rae Jepson's new music video...you know that one that sang "Hey I just met you...but here's my number...call me maybe"...and just when you think that is rock bottom...he starts dancing with Justin Bieber...look away little Oscar statue...you don't want to see this.
 
John Mayer is an idiot...because he is talking about his ex girlfriend...Taylor Swift.  So we are at the height of the Perry/Swift feud...and Katy BF started to run his mouth on MSNBC.  First things first...John...you aren't the stock market...what the heck are you doing on that channel...and 2nd...never discuss your ex...it will drive your current girl crazy.  He at first was singing Taylor's praise for pulling her music from Spotify...but then it was like a light when off that he shouldn't be praising her...so then he turned it into how much more he is than a song about Taylor Swift...dude...you are so much more...like a toolbag.

E on The Q Hair Edition!

The Justin Bieber roast just got so much better...because new roasters were added to the lineup yesterday...Ludacris, Shaquille O'Neal, Snoop Dogg and my absolute favorite...Martha Stewart. Justin Bieber has misfolded one too many hand towels for Martha to stand by any longer...plus if she bombs at least she can properly help him sanitize the next mop bucket he pees in. 

Jared Leto looks like a hot mess.  So we all knew he cut off his luscious locks...which was hard enough...but now he is bleach blonde...and it looks terrible. He looks like a blonde version of Liza Minnelli's ex husband now..so excuse me while I go cry in a corner.
 
Kim Kardashian is winning Harry Potter fans around the world...because her new ratchet blonde hair makes her look like Draco Malfoy.  Even Tom Felton...aka Draco joined in on the fun making fun of just how bad she looks.
 
Harrison Ford involved in plane crash.  Thank goodness this man has been doing his own stunts for years because yesterday he crashed his private plane onto a golf course following engine failure and should not have walked away from the mangled plane.  His son Tweeted out to let us know his Dad is okay and said he is the man that we all think he is, strong.
 
Chappie comes out this weekend...and it stars Hugh Jackman and is about a robot that feels and even if sci-fi is not your thing... you should at least go just to see Hugh Jackman's stellar mullet, that thing is so on point they could put it in a museum.

E on The Q When Justin Bieber Is Pure

Kim Kardashian has a HAIRY forehead...she let that secret slip to People Magazine and she said people used to just always photoshop it for her but that she does treatments to keep it smooth.

The Sexy Farmer is coming to Dancing with the stars aww shucky ducky y'all...Chris Soules has been confirmed as the 12 secret contestant for this coming season...so he is a little bit of what you are in for...
 
the only thing we can hope for is this time he doesn't plow as many fields...if ya know what I mean...WINK WINK
 
And Justin Bieber...he wants us to think he is pure...BAHAHAHAHAHAHA...okay now that I got that out my system he covers Men Health this month and he talks about how he wants us to go back to seeing him as the innocent guy he once was...but C'mon biebs...we have seen you pee in a mop bucket and spit on fans to be cruel...and photoshopped abs aint gonna bring us back around
 
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Kanye West actually did something nice...he threw a free concert last night...so it was across the pond but he made the announcement on Twitter that his fans could come get free tickets while they lasted...but cmon...if you are still a fan of Kanye at this point...you deserve a parade...or at least a lick of his ice cream...oh 

E on The Q Where Kim Kardashian Is Talented...NOT!

Chris Brown is the father!  He has a 9 month old baby girl that none of us knew about with a former model that he has apparently been friends with for years.  Now the shocking part is he has been on and off again with Karrueche Tran (which I probably just butchered her name)..and 18 months ago they were still on...so my bets are now that we all know about the baby with another woman that they will be off again.

 
and speaking of babies
 
Carrie Underwood is a Mom!  Yesterday she posted the first pic and birth announcement of her son Isaiah Michael and announced that he was born on February 27th and that she is blessed to have him...and baby is cute...and maybe giving me a little bit of baby fever.  
 
Kim Kardashian is trying to have a talent...you know other than taking her clothes off...because she is taking piano lessons with a world reknowned pianist and will even be having a recital in May...all I ask is please do not let her and Kanye release a single together with her playing like Twinkle Twinkle Little Star in the background.
 
A glimpse into Justin Timberlake's marriage...and it looks so good because yesterday was Jessica Biel's birthday and Millington's JT posted a pic of the two of them with the caption “Happy Bday to the sweetest, most GORGEOUS, goofiest chick I know. You make me smile ’til it hurts. I love you like crazy! –Your Huz

The Bachelor Tell All Blog

The Sexy Farmer plowed a lot of fields this season...so the Bachelor Tell All was bananas to say the least.  The weirdest part was probably knowing that Chris's tongue was in every woman's mouth that was sitting on stage.

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 They started it off with Chris Soules and Harrison crashing Bachelor Watch Parties...which hello!!!  How can I get on this list for next year?!? There were of course Bachelor Drinking Games, like every time Chris kissed a girl you took a shot...which sounds awesome in theory...but I have a full time job and I would still be drunk from months ago if I had played.

 

Britt took the hot seat and whoa my goodness...she and Ashely I played nice but Carly came in with her claws out.  A weird thing happened though..the audience kept cheering Britt on and booing Carly...and maybe I am just a mean girl too...but I thought Carly was hilarious and the least fake part of this season.  Okay...she probably should not have made hand puppets to make fun of Britt...but come on...girl flip flopped like she was wearing Rainbows at the Beach.  

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Britt tried to keep it classy and cried through the whole thing and honestly spent a full half hour of the special tossing her hair...you could tell she was working it trying to get named Bachelorette...but little did she know our girl Kaitlyn had already nabbed the title.

And then...dun dun duuuun...Kelsey took the hot seat.  And she of course started it with some crocodile tears.  Listen ladies...take a lesson...its not crying if there are no tears...we know you are faking!

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So Kelsey was all like blah blah blah and says that people questioning her motives made her feel like she is reliving the grief of her husband's death...and then she snotted all over Chris Harrison's hankie out of his pocket.  The only way to describe her up on stage...is awkward.  The other girls rolled their eyes the entire time and Ashley I looked like she was about to hulk out of her pretty little dress to jump all over Kelsey.

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The girls tore into Kelsey...including someone who was sent home so early..I don't even know her name jumped on Kelsey and said that you do not grieve by using your dead spouse as a card.  Britt of course was like "guys be nice" and it was totally contrived.  

 

Since things were getting so heavy...Chris Harrison knew what to do...bring out Ashley S...which btw...I am still convinced she is a paid actress.

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She came out and was bizarre

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and even weirder...

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 then she got offered a role on Bachelor Paradise and she of course space cadeted out and didn't give an answer.

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 Jade took the hot seat and honestly...ever since I googled her...I can't look at her without thinking about her naked...I mean her Playboy pics were so naked I think I saw her ovaries...she talked about how Chris didn't keep it real with her and as a result she hasn't been able to properly move on and the she is still seeking closure.

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Out rolls Kaitlyn...and I just really liked her this seaosn.  She was funny and just seemed like someone you could throw beers back with and talk about anything from lady cramps to Britney Spear's weave.  She was the first person to cry up there that I actually felt was showing real emotion.  Obviously she was left dumbfounded because she spent the night in the Fanta-NASTY suite with Chris.

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Then out walks Chris...and the room gets weird.  Britt is the first to confront him and the two share an awkwardly long embrace and all I can do is feel bad for Whitney or whoever he chose for how much he is squeezing a woman he used to date...and once they sat down it was like Britt thought she was still Chris's favorite and tried to establish their connection again and he froze her out...way to go Prince Charming

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Then Kaitlyn questioned him on why he made her go through the rose ceremony and he basically apologized for messing up and that he was trying to do his best through the whole thing. It was quick to the point and seemed to suffice.  The weirdest thing about the whole time Chris was up on stage though...was the first time he wasn't trying to suck face with every woman in the room...it made him waaay more likeable and charming.

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 Jade went last and for the first time in the whole special Chris finally showed some real emotion...I'm sure his fiance is jealous somewhere...because Jade questioned why he put down her hometown date with him on his blog.  The real answer is the sassier the better but he played it off as he made a mistake.

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The whole thing was emotional drama until the end when they played the bloopers...and we all realized that Chris Soules laughs like a dolphin. The only thing that sucks...is they forgot to mention that Kaitlyn is going to be the next Bachelorette.

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E on The Q When Britney Spears Danced Her Weave Off!

 
Britney Spears danced her weave off...like seriously...girl was working it so hard on stage that her hair fell out while doing a concert in Vegas over the weekend...as a woman who used to wear extensions I laughed my butt off at this video...
 
What was Miley Cyrus doing back at Disney...oh ya know...just having the best date of her life.  She and her Boo kicked it with Pluto over the weekend and rode Space Mountain.  She posted pics to her Instagram and Hashtagged them home...but even more important...our little girl is starting to grow up because every outfit she wore covered her lady bits.
 
Ludacris is having a baby!  Well...his wife is anyways.  They made the cutesie announcement over the weekend with a picture of Ludacris kissing her belly...but word on the street is this is why the two got engaged and married within a day.  His wife is from a very traditional family who would not have stood for her having a baby out of marriage.  Regardless...congrats to the lucky couple!
 
Justin Bieber is a real adult now...because he turned 21 over the weekend and finally...at least one of the things he does is legal...but don't go thinking he has turned responsible on us...he is the same toolbag we love to hate because he spent his whole party shirtless, lighting fireworks and dancing to 50 Cent...
 
Taylor Swift is going to be the crazy cat lady.  She so much as owned up to it to Telegraph UK.  She said in five years she basically still sees herself single and loving on her cats when she is in her 30's...girl...I met my man online...we can get you set up with a Plentyoffish...actually you are classier than that...an EHarmony stat! 

Kanye and Kim are competing...for who can be most trashy.  Last night they both attended the Brit Awards and Kim did it with her nipples out but Kanye couldn't stand not having the attention on him, so he went to a fast food chicken restaurant where he began jumping on table and having people chant yeezus while he filmed them...those are two very needy people...
 
And speaking of the Britt Awards...
 
Madonna took a topple...and her steps weren't even icy.  Yesterday on stage for the awards ceremony Madonna wasn't quick enough in a wardrobe change and a backup dancer went to yank her cape of taking the almost 60 year old popstar with it.  She fell backwards and her feet literally went up over her head...the only thing hurt though was her pride!
 
Lady Gaga is taking a break from singing...to become an actress!  Gaga has joined the cast of American Horror Story as the female lead for next season which will begin this October. 
 
Sad news for Bobbi Kristina...yesterday doctors began to take her out of her medically induced coma to assess if she had any improvement over the past three weeks and she went into violent seizures and had to be put back into a medically induced coma.  The whole situation is sad and according to my source there has been a lot of fighting at the hospital between her family.

 


E on The Q Where Canada Hates Chris Brown

What one thing can Chris Brown not do...go to Canada! Chris was denied entry to the country because of his long criminal record...which means he couldn't perform at his booked concerts this week...plus I am sure he missed out on some fabulous poutine.  He tweeted out that he was trying to get down to the bottom of the immigration situation...but we know the real reason...Drake had him banned...just kidding...but that would be hilarious

 Good news 50 Shades of Grey fans....Jamie Dornan is not...not coming back for the sequels.  Yesterday a nasty rumor hit the internet and even I fell for it that Jamie was not going to be playing Mr Grey in the upcoming movies out of respect for his wife...now the movie studio is basically saying that the whole thing is conjecture because technically there are not sequels yet...but if there were wink wink that this would be the first that they heard of Jamie unhappy playing Christian.
 
Beyonce had her boobies hanging out.  So I love this so much because Beyonce decided to go out to lunch without her bra yesterday and pictures were snapped...and well...we have never seen her look so real and boobalicious before. 

 

What does Kim Kardashian pay $100,000 for?!?  To have someone photoshop her pictures before they make it to instagram.  I have learned from a source that 100K is a small price for Kim to pay to keep up her image.  So ladies with low self esteem...listen up...Kim Kardashian is a big old fake and no one really looks like that without makeup.
  

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