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E on the Q Oscars editions...bum bum bumb bum bahhhhhh!!!!

So first things hair is wrecked because I stayed up so late watching Hollywood's Elite pat themselves on the appreciate my wild mane...
No one saw any of the movies up for Oscars...because we are still too busy watching Transformers and Hunger Games Franchise movies because all together the pics up for best movie brought in only $600 Million at the box office to put that into perspective...50 Shades of Grey has brought in $100 million in just two weeks...
The Lego Song...Everything is Awesome...dominated the entire show!  Only when you have batman playing an electric lego guitar can true happiness happen.  I mean for a second there Oprah forget she was a billionaire and freaked and Channing Tatum even tried to telechenitcally speak to his. Left shark even made an appearance!
And then there was the fashion...
Gwyneth Paltrow looked like she was getting ready to go to her sweet 16 in 1985 that or she has a chach sitting on her shoulder,
J Lo ruled in a gorgeous princess dress.  She of course showed off a lot of boobage but whatevs,
Anna Faris made me want to be her and Oprah...well she was Oprah.
Lady Gaga stole the show...and did a tribute to The Sound Of Music...and it is official...Gaga I will never bring up your meat dress are turning classy and you proved.  You go on with your new wholesome self...I vote that we do a revamp of the Sound Of Music and give you the role of Maria
The biggest snub of The Oscars went to...Joan Rivers.  She was completely left out of the Memorium.  So as a fan of her sassy work, I know she never won an Oscar but she was an icon for this event making red carpet interviews the thing that they are today and she starred in a handful of I want to take a moment to recognize her for her Joan...even though the Oscars snubbed you last night...The Q Morning Show recognizes you. 

E on the Q and Lindsay Shows Her Lohans

Hollywood deserves a punch in the face...because no one wants to work with Kelly Clarkson.  She told the BBC that the only collaboration on her new album is with John Legend...and that's just because no one else wanted to work with her.  She stayed classy and would not name names but said that she got turned down numerous times.  Now I am tone deaf...but me for your next album...I am totally there for you.

Kanye West is a failure fashion.  So he is getting snubbed left and right by the fashion world and dude is livid.  He has come up with lots of reasons why they won't let him play in the fashion club and keeps ranting on Twitter...but I know the real is because his name could be frumparella...he has been wearing the same red velore sweatshirt since the Grammys.  No joke...he has worn it every single day.  And he wonders why we won't pay $200 for his tshirts...
JayZ could have a secret love child.  B/c he has been slapped with a paternity suit from a 21 year old man who is claiming his Mom used to be Jay's side chick.  Now no paternity testing has been done yet...but Blue Ivy better be prepared for the chance of siblings.
Lindsay is showing off her Lohans...and whoa my goodness...that is a lot of freckles.  She posed topless for the UK magazine Hungry that is out this week...and well...Lindsay...way to not disappoint and continue your trek as a trainwreck. 

E on The Q and John Mayer is NOT The Father!

John Mayer is not the father! Because Katy Perry is not pregnant.   While these two would make a beautiful love child the story is completely false.  I reached out to a trusted source who says the story is just some made up tabloid trash.  
Taylor Swift is making a bad life decision...because she was photographed meeting Kanye West for a private dinner  to talk about a future musical collaboration.  Nooo! are too good for Kanye...stop this while you still can.  I do not want an autotuned Shake it off! 
Beyonce is a normal woman...because her unedited photos have leaked and while she is overwhelmingly gorgeous...she is was less flawless and more average looking than we could have ever imagined.  Images show her issues with acne, fine lines and everything that makes her just like us...this is a beautiful thing because it shows that none of us...even Beyonce are perfect.
Iggy Azalea will make you roll your eyes.  Because she declared last night on Twitter that she is leaving social media...because it is too dramatic.  Just like my annoying cousin seeking attention on Facebook with that status every two weeks...Iggy got all sorts of messages that were all like...nooo...don't leave...but come on Iggy...if you stopped starting feuds online...people would probably leave you alone.

E on The Q and Bieber Gets It!

 Kanye West is losing friends.  Because no one...not even famous people like Kim Kardashian.  Yeezy did an interview with where he talked about how when he started dating Kim people started turning their backs on him because they did not want to be associated with her reality trash...which honestly sounds about right.
Justin Bieber gave us the moment we have been wanting.  To see him get a taste of his own medicine.  Thank you Comedy Central for the most Epic Promo ever of him get egged for his roast! 
What did Dakota Johnson steal from the 50 Shades of Grey set?!? Lots and lots of her...but this is kind of weird...but she told Glamour that she took home her lingerie from the movie because she liked it so much...
Selena Gomez topless.  She did a photo shoot for V Magazine where she is only wearing some daisy dukes and curly is to promote her interview within their pages where she talks about her depression she fought going through her breakup with the Biebs. Ahh!  You can see everything but her Wizard of Waverly Place! 

E on The Q When Kanye Can't Read

Kanye can't least that is all that I can come up with because he said that he is the Robin Hood of fashion...which last time I checked $200 tshirts are in no way helping the poor...but he told that he feels this way about himself because one day everyone will be wanting to and wearing his sweatsuits...I think someone needs to explain that story to him again...

Lady Gaga is engaged!  A huge congratulations is in order for Gaga and her fiance Taylor Kinney.  She shared the news with her little monsters yesterday saying that he popped the question on Valentine's Day...which is surprisingly traditional for Gaga but her ring is totally gorgeous.  It is shaped like a heart but obviously worth more than money I will ever see in my life.  

SNL 40 broke other than Super Bowl programs of years past...SNL 40 had the highest ratings that NBC has seen in over 8 years and brought in over 23 Million viewers...which to me means we should celebrate SNL's Birthday every year.
Pharrell is now an Author...with just another reason to be "Happy" a publishing company is using his song as inspiration to create a children's book series that is "Happy".  If you wanna clap along and get it for your kids, it will hit bookstores this fall! 

Bachelor Blog The One Where Jade is Naked

Last night the Bachelor was all sorts of dramatic.


First things first, Britt and her 80's Barbie Lipstick finally went home.  She snapped on Chris and basically said that she only wants to be viewed first...and not last.  I am pretty sure Ricky Bobby also said something similar to that.  So she got the boot and sat outside ugly girl crying and snotting all over her face.  It was super dramatic and my money is betting that they make her the next Bachelorette.

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Carly...oh sweet Carly was the next to go home...because she ratted out Britt's fakeness to Chris and if there is anything we have learned from the Sexy Farmer this season...if you are gon go home!  Carly...we will miss your quirky faces and I hope to see you on a cruise ship singing your little heart out one day soon.

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Now it is was time for the hometown date.  It started with Becca who immediately proved that there are two types of people in the world...those that run and jump into a man's arms and wrap their legs around them...and the rest of us chunkies that ain't gonna do that. But Oh Em Gee...her family threw her under a MATA.  Her family pulled him aside and basically said...We have never actually seen Becca with a Man, so know that she will never be physical or give you PDA...they also almost dropped the bomb that she is holding her V Card...but left it for the next episode when the fantasy suite comes around.  Long story short...sweet date that ended with them making out on a Ferris Wheel...hello scripted...real people don't do that!

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Next Chris joined Whitney in Chicago...where she showed him how to make a baby.  Since her family situation is kinda awkward she decided to take him to work instead and showed him what a fertility nurse does...and even went so far as to ask him for a "sample".  Chris turned into a joke...but we all saw that crazy glint...if she wasn't the winner she had plans to get pregnant other ways...Whitney ended up taking him to meet her sister and when Chris asked if he could propose to her she basically said come and talk to me when you stop being a hoochie with all these women...and basically all of Bachelor Nation Cheered.

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Kaitlyn was up next and had Chris meet her in Arizona and had everyone wondering...are all these girl's from rich families?  How come you never see a hometown show where they go to a trailer park or a modest home?  Because we got to meet her family and their luxurious vacation home.  Everything seemed to go well...Chris tried to rap and embarrassed himself, which was totally awesome and it ended with the two making out under a billboard that said Kaitlyn <3 Chris...which is totally not proper grammar...but whatever

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And then what we were all waiting for...Chris went home to meet Jade's family and found out that she posed nude for Playboy.  Whoa Nelly Chris seemed creepily excited when he found out and even watched her video and googled her pictures with her.  This part of the episode was redunkulous and you could tell he was totally going to send her home.  I like a dummie Googled her...without my safe search on...and y'all...unless you want to see more nooks and crannies than on an english muffin...just don't do it! 

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So after meeting their families who did he decide not to take to the fantasy suite next week...Jade!  Because come comes back to that honestly thing.  She was real with him and told him something he needed to know and just like Carly and Ashley I...he sent her packing.  What a stand up dude...not.  He at the very least pretended to cry and question if his decision was right...but his acting was just about as good as Kelsey's earlier this season.  Weak Dude!

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50 Shades of Thoughts on the Movie w/ Liz

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So first things first...I have now seen Dakota Johnson's breasts more than I have seen my own...and mine live in my shirt.  I have no idea how this movie eeked by with an "R" rating because I have seen Cinemax refrain from getting as graphic as this movie honestly got to a point where it felt weird when you saw Dakota with a top on..but that being said this review is for everyone who feels like me or is wondering if they should see the move.

Honestly...I thought the movie was good.  Now before you invest too much in that, I should tell you I also have not seen a single movie up for The Oscar this year, so my tastes are not high class and might be on the trashy side.  This movie had me all like this at the beggining

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because I came in with really low expectations based on how much critics were ripping the movie apart and it started out really good.  Dakota Johnson suprised me.  Instead of being the wet dishrag she presents herself as in interviews...she was funny, charming and oddly relatable.  More than Anastasia ever came across to me in the book.  She portrayed the character spunkier than I remember...but then again I was two bottles of wine deep the last time I read them.

On top of the gratuitous nudie scenes...I discovered that Dakota/Ana has a way more lax grooming routine than myself...

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At first I was a little taken aback by her retro hairstyle...but after some pondering...

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I realized an excuse to be lazy and not have to attack that thing as often as usual seems like a pretty swell idea and fabulous trend...especially as I get married and well done Dakota.

As for Jamie Dornan...before seeing the movie, he never really fit Christian Grey in my mind...but instantly he won me over.  He had this intense gaze that let me know that this man is a pro at taking selfies.  

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Overall...there was better chemistry that I anticipated because those two were horrible in interviews...but somehow it seemed like they turned that awkwardness into sexual tension.

Now we have to talk about the fact that it felt like I was watching an Adult Na-Na movie with 100 other people...because I was.  The first time I saw Christian Grey's Naked butt as he put his loves moves on a 100% nude was a theater full of women going

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and then one creepy dude going

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BTW...that is my impression of the weird man know who you are...and not the Fonz...

The last scene was more violent feeling than I remember it being in the book and some of the music was so cheesy you kinda forget what you are watching is supposed to be sexy but overall, I enjoyed the movie.

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If you are questioning if you want to go...just know that you will be around a lot of people seeing a lot of if that makes you might want to make it a rental but if you are looking for a night of cheesy is a good one to see...and is better than all the Twilight movies were.

If you are looking for a piece of cinematic film, not for you, but if you want something you can eat your pork rinds to and use as a reason to get freaky on a weeknight, you should check it out! And if you want...we can pretend we were horrified by it together

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Oh...also...Don't take Gramma...that would just get weird 

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E on the Q When Drake Loses to KidzBop

Drake thinks he is Beyonce...because last night he dropped a secret album to Itunes at midnight.  It is called If You're Reading This It's Too Late but the big difference between Drake and Beyonce is that it hasn't even cracked the Top 100 yet on Itunes...and it is being outsold by a Kidz Bop this very well might change...but right now this is not a good look for Drizzy Drake. 

Proof no one likes Kanye West...because even his daughter spent his fashion show last night crying...this is hilarious...but in every picture of Kim and North sitting in the front row at Kanye's show for Addidas yesterday his daughter is crying her face off.
Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively named their daughter...James.  No...I did not stutter or misread...they named their daughter a boy's name...which listen y'all...I'm hip and not all about gender roles...but this poor kid is going to spend their entire life with this name and people double checking their name...
50 Shades of Grey comes out today.  If you are looking to add some extra spice into your life, Christian Grey and Anastasia Steel are hitting the big screen with their romantic escapades and sexy time.  Right now the early reviews are showing critics hate it but fans dig do not expect it to win any Oscars but do expect it to make you feel the feels.


E on the Q Spice Girl's Edition!

The Spice Girls have new music...90's me is all like AHHHHHHHH!!  Because four never before heard songs from the girls have leaked that were created for their last album...and I've already been jamming out to them...I have loved Spice Girls since I was younger and I remember whenever we would play them on the Playground I always had to be Scary Spice...ya know...because until college my hair twin was Hagrid...

Justin Timberlake is being called a diva...because he had a restaurant stay open late so that he could get some Jalepeno Poppers...turns out that Jessica had a hankering for to everyone on his case..back off yo...what a pregnant woman wants...a pregnant woman Poppers are like really good.
Nick Jonas is hosting the Nickolodeon Choice Awards...because that seems like a really good idea...Not!  Because you know...he really seems to fit what is appropriate for kids with all his crothc grabbing and what not...someone at Nickolodeon is probably getting fired for this.
Taylor Swift is making sweet music with Kanye West.  In the biggest "What the..."moment of 2015...Kanye announced that Taylor will be joining him in the studio to work on a project...the last thing the world needs is an autotuned breakup I refuse to ever refer to them as Tayeezy.  

E on The Q The One with Kim Kardashian's Spanx


What does Taylor Swift want to do with JayZ?!?  Get your mind out of the gutter...she wants to go to brunch.  So a hilarious video has emerged from the Grammy's where during a commercial break Taylor approaches Jay Z and asks him to go to brunch with him...JayZ nods but then Taylor begins chanting brunch.  It is awkwardly adorable.

Kim Kardashian has broken girl code...and shared a really gross detail about herself...she pees all over her spanx. every lady listening knows that those things a beast to get on and off in a quick amount of time...but listen...we all know that happens in spanx stays in spanx.
Jon Stewart is leaving the Daily Show.  He made the announcement on his show last night.  I remember watching him in the 5th grade when it was the cool thing to sneak and stay up so late, so after 17 years of his satire and quirky expressions...he is gonna be so missed.  Comedy Central said that there is no specific date set for his exit yet but that it will be sometime in the next year.
Update on Bobbi Kristina's status...Yesterday Bobbi Brown released a statement that Bobbi Kristina will not be taken off of life support today regardless of what was being reported by the New York Post and on top of that her Aunt and Cousin did an interview with ET last night where they said they see Bobbi Kristina's health is improving.  Now this is a stark difference from what other outlets are being as we learn more, I will most definitely keep you in the loop.

E on The Q The One Where Sam Smith is a Cowboy


Entertainment Tonight called Taylor Swift a slut bag...kinda because reporter Nancy O'dell interviewed Taylor Swift on the red carpet for the Grammys and asked her "If she was going to walk home with lots of men" but the best part is Taylor's face.  You can see her questioning whether she should maintain composure or throw a punch.

The Grammy's have changed Sam Smith.  He is going country now.  No joke, after mastering the whole pop thing I have learned he has reached out to Kacey Musgraves and wants to work on a country single with her...the two have been tweeting back and forth about it since yesterday and Sam all I have to say is...Stay with the pop world.
Justin Bieber is getting roasted by Kevin Hart...So on March 30th we can see the biebs be the butt of every jokes when he gets roasted on Comedy Central.  which is so not cool...that is the man who is friends with Olaf from Frozen...I wanted a hardcore comedian that just doesn't give two Kat Williams or something.  I wanted to see someone who would really stick it to The Biebs...
Update on Bobbi Kristina....this whole thing just keeps getting sadder and sadder because now an investigation has been launched into her boyfriend Nick Gordon because there was a history of domestic violence between the two of them and there are explainable injuries on Bobbi's face...beyond that...the New York Post is reporting that the family plans to take her off life support tomorrow which would be the anniversary of her Mom Whitney's death.  I am sending so many thoughts and prayers to be with that family today.

Bachelor Blog-Crazy Girl Edition!

You know it is going to get cray when it starts with Kelsey on the floor thrashing like she is having a panic attack...but her dress just happens to be perfectly fanned out around her and while she can't breathe...of course she asks to talk to Chris...

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With the oxygen mask on she even tells producers that she knows that she will be getting a rose that can tell she is bananas by her eyes...she has that one rogue crazy eye.  After getting some one on one time with Chris again...she rejoined the girls like she was fine and nothing had happened...homegirl is cookoo!


and then bum bum bum!  The rose ceremony we have all been waiting for....

Ashley I had a meltdown because her V card story doesn't seem as strong as Kelsey's widow background...and guess what...Chris keeps that Kim Kardashian wannabee around for another week!  What in the heck...Ashley needs to get to stepping because there is no way that she will ever move to Iowa...or be a farmer...Then Kelsey said that everyone needs to be scared because they wasted their time and then Chris sent home...

Samantha...which whoa...has she been here all season?!?  I think this is the first time that we have seen her

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and then McKenzie...who is no real loss to the show.  

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Now Kelsey has a new nickname...Black Widow! 


So now Chris has taken the girls to Deadwood South Dakota...which is ironic considering how much smooching around he is doing...see what I did there? That is a joke for the adults...

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Kelsey is ran her mouth again that she deserved the one on one...and she is mad at Chris because chose Becca.

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So Chris drops the little truth bomb that Becca is the only person in the house he has not kissed yet...which gross.  This house is gonna need some penicillin when this season is over.


Becca is so likeable on her date with Chris when the two went horseback riding but that isn't the good part of the show...the focus is still on Kelsey and how much all the other girls hate her!  Even sweet little Carly is not on board.  And then Kelsey was all like blah blah blah...and none of the girls bought it.  Carly calls her out and says Chris is not seeing what they are seeing which is someone making sly which Kelsey says the problem is that she is smart and uses big words that the girls can't understand.

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 Now the 2 on 1 date has been chosen...and it will be Kelsey and Ashley I...which means one of them will be going home...which part of me is doing back flips because they are terrible...but at the same time...he is no real prince one of them might actually deserve him.

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Becca is taking the front row because Chris says that it is the most relaxed date he has been on...which is not that hard to do...because you have the insane Kelsey...Stripper Britt...Ashley I who can't stop being jealous...but lets be real life, Becca is so far out of Chris's league.

 Now for the group date...all the girls are getting together and making sweet music...and it immediately gets weird because they all individually hug him on arrival..and they are going to work on putting country music together...and for some reason Big and Rich show up.  Which in this case it is save a horse...and ride a Bachelor?

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Now the date really gets awkward because Britt is dressed like a stripper and she starts making out with Chris in front of everyone else

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 I have a feeling Chris is trying to make this season end with a Sister Wives twist...hopefully they all come to their senses and bail ship...if for no other reason than his terrible singing that he displayed tonight.  Then he thought he was Richard Gere in Pretty Woman in the 80's...because when Britt sang dressed like a hooker..he almost cried...

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The only one who actually nailed her song was Carly...but come on...she sings professionally on a cruise ship.  So she is basically a pro at this! 

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Then Chris showed his Booty Cheeks again...and ran away with Britt leaving all the other girls still stranded on the date so he could take Britt solo to The Big and Rich concert...and then even with all her eye glitter he gives her the rose on stage...while all the other girls are still wondering where the heck their date went.

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The most ridiculous part of the night is when Britt refers to herself as a virgin of Country Music..which is the only kind that she the only girl to have taken a "Nap" with Chris so far this season.

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 Then the real excitement hit...the wannabe Kar-Lash-Ian is on the date with Chris and cray girl Kelsey.  So much sucking up and fakeness was oozing out of the whole thing...and of course Ashely I could not stop rolling her eyes.  


Then the date took place on a bed in the middle of The Badlands...which was awkward enough.  Then Ashley I threw Kelsey under the crazy train and Chris told Kelsey exactly what Ashley had just said.  Chris even tweeted out on his personal Twitter that this part is going to be hard to watch.  


and then whoa!  Ashley I blew me away and won me over..She called Kelsey out on her manipulative garbage and let her know that she wasn't dumb because she doesn't use big words...she has a Master's Degree too and that she sees through her.  BURN!

Ashley confronted Chris about the fact he let Kelsey know what she had said...and he sent her packing...and Ashley I' s crying game was on point

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and for a split second...I hated Chris Soules but then he sent Kelsey packing...and she left the same way she showed up...Cray cray.  Buh bye Kelsey...good luck being a high school guidance counselor again after all of this

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