And the rest of the lot, merely peasants??
London's publication of The Sunday Times has crowned Rihanna to be the next Princess Diana by comparison.
Feminist writer Camille Paglia declares:
"Diana and Rihanna began as sensitive, wounded, but appealingly bubbly and good-natured provincial girls who slowly discovered their own photogenic virtuosity
At this point, we honestly doubt that this will come as a surprise to anyone anywhere ever, but it still is such a testament to how supremely damaged and troubled this girl's life has been for quite a long time.
All right, you guys!
We're about to get mad real with you right now:
That's right, our very own Goddess ADELE could be the next songstress to follow suit!
According to reports, the songstress has been...