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We broke the story ... Furlong was popped by cops on Sunday for allegedly attacking his girlfriend ... again. It's the THIRD

First he sharts ... and now Al Roker is urinating all over the "Today" show -- figuratively speaking (actually, the sharting was real).

Roker groused to a reporter that our story on Al pooping his pants at the White House should not have blown up the way it did because it was old news.

But as Al explained ...he spoke

After shutting down an amazing plea deal to stay out of jail, Lindsay Lohan is supposed to enter a plea in her lying-to-cops case ... problem is, she's not going to be in court, and the lawyer who will show up has been been fired.

As we told you ... Lindsay fired Shawn Holley and is now repped by a New York lawyer,