Breaking Down

Forget Secret Service ... what President Obama really needs in Israel is AAA -- 'cause one of his indestructible limousines broke down, and had to get towed in Tel Aviv.

The heavily armored vehicle was spotted on the back of a flatbed after suffering some sort of malfunction ... ahead

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Michael Fassbender made quite a name for himself with that full frontal scene in "Shame" -- but does that big reputation help, or hurt, his chances with chicks? Depends how you look at it. The issue.

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**WARNING EXPLICIT LANGUAGE**ATTENTION NAZIS: stay the hell away from Dropkick Murphys concerts ... or they will kick your ass on stage.

This story is crazy ... the Murphs were playing a show at Terminal 5 in NYC last week when they invited the crowd on stage for a couple songs ...

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Now we know why Lindsay Lohan was so nonchalant when she was sentenced to 90 days in a "lockdown" rehab facility -- It doesn't exist in New York ... and it's possible Lindsay could now go to JAIL as a result.

We've done some digging, contacting numerous rehab facilities in NY, and