I got my name from beating a 350-pound man in a chicken nugget eating contest! I like pizza and calzones and pizza rolls and pizza hot pockets and run on sentences. I'm really good at listening to music and taking selfies. I also dabble in doing horrible stand up comedy.
I am a reality tv junkie who is married to the hunkiest MPD Officer out there. I enjoy laughing, wiener dogs, the Golden Girls, wine and emotionally eating. Lets be friends.